About a week after I started a job, I would meet the cleaning lady. Few years younger than me, a perfect ten. Super nice, witty, just my type. I immediately started hitting on her, in a very subtle manner though, cause that's my thing. So nothing pushy, nothing too obvious, I just presented the absolute best possible version of myself, and kind of let her know "Dig!". So that evening, my new boss, about my age, asked me if I had met that super hot cleaning woman (he used quite a condescending term). I said yes, and something neutral, like she was pretty nice or something. "I did her this morning" he said. Awkward pause. "Well, good for you" I said, hoping that was it. "We're married by the way". I was pretty glad I went all the gentlemen way.
Polite way of saying Get your dirty paws of my wife, I would rip Off your dick. And why is cleaning lady boss's wife. Why doesn't he give her better place?
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· 7 years ago
...how was she there first????
She deserves to have someone fart on a spoon and swirl it in her coffee....or worse.
She deserves to have someone fart on a spoon and swirl it in her coffee....or worse.