What was your Eagle Ceremony like?

I this like the kangaroo ceremony in Australia? I still remember the gooey warmth of the first pouch I rode in

I found out I was adopted when a peacock landed on me instead of an eagle. Maybe I should've expected it from my olive complexion not matching my parents' ivory ones, but it was an interesting way to find out that I'd been adopted from Greece.

It was a pretty harsh day in winter when my eagle ceremony took place. I didn't want a big deal to be made about it, but I still wanted to feel important, so I wore a T-shirt and a pair of shorts and braved the cold. My parents and a few close friends followed me to the nearby highway. It was the clearest spot we could find. I waved my flag and my eagle, Ulysses, appeared on the horizon. He landed on the highway like a plane landing on a runway! A truck drove right into him, but it was like he was a cement bar. The truck did a couple of flips and landed vertical on the highway! WHAT AN EAGLE

Ah so this is thr so called Eagle ceremony. I had magic ticket that whisked me away into the comic verse where I met Captain America and Superman they both showed me around there side of the world before a giant battle took place. I lost against Moon knight and I joined marvel on that note.

Boy, was that a day. I was really bored that one day when my mom walked up to me and handed me a red, white and blue box(my favorite colors). The eagle(soon named High Flier) soared out of my living room window and came back with two prepared chicken breasts and three pound of bacon, hot dogs, steak, burgers, and a flag(each) all under two minutes! I knew this'd be my bird

I've got a cool ceremony story, guys.
This one time, I killed 6 million Jews.
Neat, huh?

Woah you have an eagle ceremony? I thought you had cow ceremonies like us!