I'm that girl who wore leggings under jean shorts that one time

I dated this guy who's good friend was my coworker. I was always telling him about embarassing things I've done and one night he stopped me and was like "____ already told me these stories. I didn't know that weird girl was you."

I've worn leggings under jean shorts... And looked sexy as fuck! #voguehereicome

I was at the bar one night and this dude was telling a story from over a year before about a drunk chick who climbed a tree, fell on her head, and left in an ambulance. I was that drunk chick.

I wore socks and sandals once and somebody's grandma is probably hearing about it right now oh nO

One of my friends from school was telling us about a story from when she was at the mall and saw a lady having a heated argument with someone and took off her shoe. This story was hella funny until I realized I had heard it before, the shoe lady was my aunt.

Well, I'm pretty awesome, so I'm sure nobody notices.