"I don't know when I'm getting married"

"I still don't know about future college plans.."

"They asked about my friends. Quick, what's the most normal story I can think of?"

"Get off of me uncle Bill"

and if you do have a boyfriend, be prepared for a barrage of awkward questions

*awkward laughing*

"Let's try to act straight for a couple of hours"

I sometimes walk into a place, notice the wifi is locked ,and guess away. I have a 35% success rate!

*pretend to care about people who claim to be "family"*

Let me just hide in the corner for hours on my phone

Yes, we're all going to ask you the same set of 10 or 20 questions. Sorry for being interested in your life and for not having a hive mind such that what you tell one adult relative is known by all.