Also, it isn't ideology, it's a culture, and a great one. Gun nuts are some of the nicest people, if you aren't fucking with them. Call me biased(read: hey, I'm totally biased because I enjoy being an American) but guns are an integral part of Anerican culture, which is, in this humble freak's opinion, is the best damn culture in the world... Without guns, we're basically just a louder, fatter Europe... Wanna get to know someone, fuck the driving range, go to a shooting range
Go and watch The Simpsons seasons 3 - 9 and tell me it isn't witty.
Yep, easy.