We all have that one person

What about Hinata, has she been nice?

Mom's been nice, but she always is shy and defends dad no matter what. Seriously, she even defended him for that shadow clone stunt he pulled at Hima's birthday

Well it means she loves him, and auntie Sakura?

I don't see her that much. I think Sarada is with her when I train with Uncle Sasuke, but I only see her at birthday parties for dad, Sarada or Sasuke

Ah, I see, so everything is good where you are?

Yeah. Sort of boring honestly. I thought it'd be cool when I made chuunin, but it's all peace right now, so the missions are all still easy.
Dad's still a genin so I can say I've surpassed him.

You haven't learned the rasengan yet I'm guessing.

Of course I have! Konohamaru-sensei taught it to me!

But the planetary rasengan.

I'm still a beginner on the rasengan. I don't need shadow clones to do it though. I can do it just like Pervy Sage and Grandpa Minato!

Oh, you are quite advanced. Just be lucky you don't have to deal with Orochimaru.

Orochimaru? Neither dad nor uncle Sasuke will tell me exactly who he is. All I know is that it's Mitsuki's parent, and Sarada seems to be afraid of him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh, never mind then. So are you and Sarada... Like... You know.

Eh? No! We're... Just. Friends. Okay? I'm too young to be dating according to mom. I'm fine with just gaming with Inojin and Shikadai for now.

If you say so...

Shut up before I shove a Rasengan up your ass

Damn, the Uzumaki is dangerous.

Hmph. You should see Aunt Sakura when she gets mad. Even dad is afraid of that!

For good reason.

JOIN ME KID

Who the heck are you, masked man?

TOBI YOU SON OF A CAT

Tobi? Tobi... I think I heard dad talking about him before, but as soon as I walked into the room, he got defensivr and wouldnt tell me who Tobi was

*paps your head*
Don't worry about it, dear.

Oi, shut up before I rasengan your dick off

:o)

I'll chidori stream your ass off gamzee

tHaT dOeSn'T sOuNd VeRy NicE

JOIN ME WE WILL RUN A MOCK

NO, BAD TOBI, DON'T RUIN HIS MIND.

I WILL RASENGAN YOUR MASK OFF TOBI

okay just KEEP TOBI AWAY FROM THE UZUMAKI BOY

DON'T MAKE ME GET SASUKE

Raiton: RASENGAN!

FRILLED NECK LIZARD JUTSU!!!

Oh shut your trap

They really need to stop shielding you like this.

Finish the manga and you will see

(he can't finish the manga, that's breaking the fourth wall)

Oi satan I can finish my own comic! So Boruto sure as hell can!

Oreoman is a giaaaant snake chimera thingie and a rapist *whispers* he did sasuke

Shut it Tobi , we know you had a thing for Deidara.

OoOohh things are revealed

Of only Deidara wasn't with Sasori.

Wait, I can't break the fourth wall. Only lady deadpool can! Also, Orochimaru is a snake guy? Wtf.

He is one of the three Legendary NInja of Konoha. Ask your father about them, they're awesome.

Well I know who Pervy Sage and Tsunade Baa-Chan are, but he never told me about the last one.

Orochimaru the Snake :o)