Now, if they could invent something that didn't send me racing to the restroom

If Tacobell gives you stomach problems, you probably need more fiber in your diet.

I've never had taco bell, but if it causes people to have severe bowel movements, why don't they stop eating it?

You keep your goddamn mouth shut. My best friend and I almost began to openly weep when this beautiful monstrosity was discontinued. The workers at taco bell searched through their stock and found one last glorious Grilled Stuft Nacho, heated it up, and gave it to us for free for one last goodbye. I'll be damned if it wasn't the most sorrowfully beautiful meal ever consumed.