In case you wanted to watch any anime fight scenes, let me spoil all of them for you.

In case of this scenario, please refer to above picture for THAT fight scene too.

Except both of them reveal a conveniently new move/technique in the middle of the fight.

Mmmmmmm not really. There are plenty of one sided fights.

Ok well how many times has he passed out on the ground had a flashback of him as a child totally sucking than getting back up either in nine tail form or just barley getting up and saying "that's my ninja Motto to never give up"

Believe it! I'll become Hokage one day!

There have been plenty of fights in the series where people just die. Also, when Naruto does fight, he usually isn't winning in the beginning like what is shown in the post.

The only thing good about that show was how damn adorable Yui was for half an episode or so

even the "hardest" one is one sided af