WHAT? You really expect me to believe there are people out there who aren't total pieces of shit and can disagree in something and still act like human beings to each other!?!? As the Japanese say: Imposibru!
A Japanese man walked into an American bank with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with another 2000 yen, and was only handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money than the previous week and the teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Japanese man got pissed and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song. Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.
What a minute . 2000 yen is like 20 bucks . So he was going in with $20 worth of yen and actually walked out with 3 times more than what the yen is worth. That sounds like a win win situation to me.
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· 7 years ago
as long as every person could get along it would be great. sadly, where i wont mind mixed company, others may not be so kind. isis members may not take so kindly to non-muslims, or even a different ideology of muslim.
I was staying at a hotel for training for my job shortly after the Iraq war started (maybe a year or so) and had to share a room with another guy from the company whom I'd never met. When he walked in he was a freakin' Iraqi! (I couldn't tell just by looking at him, obviously, but he was obviously Middle Eastern and told me he was from Iraq)
It was a little tense at first, but once we got talking we both saw that we were both OK guys and got along great. In fact he agreed with the US going after Hussein!
People just need to chill the hell out and accept differences and see we are mostly pretty much the same.
Of course there are always assholes on either side who can't get along, but you don't really know until you try.
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One!
Also it's called jacking off
A situ-asian!
He asked the teller why he got less money than the previous week and the teller said, "Fluctuations."
The Japanese man got pissed and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!"
It was a little tense at first, but once we got talking we both saw that we were both OK guys and got along great. In fact he agreed with the US going after Hussein!
People just need to chill the hell out and accept differences and see we are mostly pretty much the same.
Of course there are always assholes on either side who can't get along, but you don't really know until you try.