"Why am I even your friend ?"

My friends and I start a pun battle. Once it starts, it only ends by one of us losing.

That's a sentence

- We're no longer friends
- I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW HER
- get the fuck out of my house

*finger guns*

"Your kind is not welcome here."

Of course I'm not funny
I'm punny

-Go to bed
-Die
-I'm gonna kill you

One time my friend told be to "drink bleach while jumping off a cliff"
I know it was the best pun I ever made.