And now we are going to the Olympics medal ranking

State controlled media in North Korea. The joke is that they tell their people they win every event and their allies are right behind them while their enemies are dead last. The North Koreans control every aspect of their citizens lives.

Oh, that makes sense.

And Soviet Union hasn't existed for the past twenty years, but the North Korean people wouldn't know that.

Ladies and gentlemen, here we see a deposit of salt so large, the Great Salt Lake looks like a puddle next to it