This one actually made me laugh - anyone got similar stories?

One time I mixed up Niagra falls and Victoria falls, ended up deciding on "Viagra falls". I was in high school.

Oh dear! I laughed so hard I'm crying! Things like this happen to me almost daily, but I can't think of a single specific time.

Once the tv remote was broken so I was stuck watching golf and my mom asked what I was watching so I said "The Golf's broken" when I mean to say the remotes broken, its golf.

Once a cute friend of my sister's came over and was in the kitchen talking. I was taking my sweet time getting some milk and playfully ignoring her. The cutie ask me if I needed help pouring the milk and I was going to say, "Do you want to help me?" but also saw a spider out of the corner of my eye crawling towards her and warned her with , "Don't let it touch you!" Or I would have if I wasn't already speaking. I said, "Do you want to," then yelled, "TOUCH ME!?" I quickly got out of there and was later told my sister had to convince her I wasn't a pervert and the girl wasn't even scared of spiders.

One time I was at work as a server and after I took food to a table outside (wasn't my table), I was walking back inside and I heard them say "Thank you." So I wanted to say "not a problem" and "my pleasure" but instead I turned my head and made eye contact and said "not my problem" before quickly walking back inside and not going back out there for the rest of the day.

I was sad cause my sister had went back to Virginia and my friend was like " what's wrong?" And I was like " My sister went back to Vagina!!"