a true friend always got your back when the orange monster attacks

You misinterpreted the picture. But I'm here to help ya buddy ;)
Barrack-san gave Biden-kun a parting gift...the first football that they used to play togheter. He kept it all those years.
Barrack: Joe...hold on to it...hold it tight
Joe: I will barracku-san....

Biden would make a great president. He'd be like Gary Johnson except funnier.
(inb4 someone bitches about how Biden did ______ 30 years ago)