Fire, the second safest way to travel!

I don't want to take the 0.000000217391304 chance of dying in a plane crash

oh yes, because lighting yourself on fire is a very efficient way to travel, I've read Harry Potter.

Dear sir or madam, it seems that you are mistaken. You see, the most efficient way to travel is indeed by fire. This method is more commonly known as FLOO POWDER

Wow... you've woken the Harry Potter fans

Yes because my I travel using a ball of fire.