Window puns are a pane to make

To bad they don't have chaps to go with the top hats, it would have saved all the cats to kill the rats.

They did have chaps with the top hats that could have saved the cats to kill the rats, but all of them were twats.

They were selling mats down in the flats but there were bats who needed pats

bees?

I though it was gnats

The basic cause was a lack of sanitation, proper sewage removal, personal hygiene...
and the basic fucking understanding of science that: 1) science isn't the devil 2) science can inform and educate you to prevent getting sick.

SCIENCE!

Well, that's a relief - especially considering that you're quite possibly Spanish.

I am

Haha, wow. I wonder what gave that away.

Haha I guess it was my username

Or maybe I'm a psychic?

Well what I am thinking about?

Sea urchins. You're thinking about sea urchins.

I actually was thinking about the Inquisition

Haha! Of course you were. The Spanish Inquisition, by any chance?

Were there any other Inquisitions?

XD Probably not.