Is Channing Tatum alright

dont come to australia

Then we would probably have spider cakes instead of crab cakes.

Just use cat toys to distract them.
You can even keep some in your front yard to appease your newfound army, as well as keep them physically and mentally fit and stimulated.
Does it sound like I've contemplated this, because I totally have not.
I'm serious.
Why are you looking at me like that???

Has a feral cat ever snuck into your house? Of course not.