At a job interview, I was really, really, sick, like a really strong bad case of diarrhea, I needed the job so I went, we talked a lot for a long time, I could barely hold it and when the interviewer said goodbye he gave me a friendly punch on the stomach, everything just went loose at this very moment ... Obviously I didn't get the job
Oh my gosh. So many awfully awkward things to choose from. I can't pick JUST one to top them all off. I literally feel like burying myself atleast twice a day.
Three months ago, I went to my grandpa's favorite restaurant with him. The waitress asked me what kind of dressing I wanted for my salad, and I said 'yes'. I'm dead inside.
One of my last gigs with my old band, my drummer's father was dying from cancer.
I was speaking to his mum, and she was explaining how tough everything had been, and how amazing it was that his father had dragged himself out of hospital just to see his son play.
My response was: "I love you, mum".
She stopped the conversation dead, and stared at me for what seemed like an eternity.
I silently walked away, played the gig while trying desperately to not meet her gaze again.
When I was younger this boy I liked told me to close my eyes because he had a surprise for me, he pulled my pants down, thanks man. (turns out he did like me back though)
I was speaking to his mum, and she was explaining how tough everything had been, and how amazing it was that his father had dragged himself out of hospital just to see his son play.
My response was: "I love you, mum".
She stopped the conversation dead, and stared at me for what seemed like an eternity.
I silently walked away, played the gig while trying desperately to not meet her gaze again.