Alfred you life-saver. I wonder if he gets holidays off though? *dream sequence*
Alfred: "I'm going on a holiday, Master Bruce. Will you be fine without me for a few days?" Batman: "Uh... yeah. I'll be fine Alfred."
Alfred: *Walks out door*
Batman: *sits on chair and stresses, gets up and goes to kitchen to make tea*
Batman: "How does this thing work?"
Batman: *gives up on tea and sits by the fire* "Where does Alfred keep the blankets?"
Alfred: *Returns home after a few hours and sees an absolute mess and sighs*
Batman: "Uh... Alfred... why are you home so soon?"
Alfred: "Because you need me, Master Bruce."
Batman: *curls into a ball*
Alfred: "I'm going on a holiday, Master Bruce. Will you be fine without me for a few days?" Batman: "Uh... yeah. I'll be fine Alfred."
Alfred: *Walks out door*
Batman: *sits on chair and stresses, gets up and goes to kitchen to make tea*
Batman: "How does this thing work?"
Batman: *gives up on tea and sits by the fire* "Where does Alfred keep the blankets?"
Alfred: *Returns home after a few hours and sees an absolute mess and sighs*
Batman: "Uh... Alfred... why are you home so soon?"
Alfred: "Because you need me, Master Bruce."
Batman: *curls into a ball*