I did the morgue one-It was my grandma's new phone

Chi chi's strip house. We got the ho if you got the dough

I once had the message on my answering machine as "Suicide hotline, No one is available to take your call, please stay on the line" Meanwhile I had VanHalen "Jump" playing in the background

My dad has several brothers and he answers the phone like this for them.

Hello, this is Bessie's butcher shop, where you give us the body, we'll chop it up shoddy