Tip for upcoming months

I would tighten the muscles on my arm... IF I HAD ANY

This is complete nonsense.

Why do I want it to be stuck? Just slap the shit out of it. I'd rather not have a dead insect on my arm.

I have a rubber band gun on hand so if those suckers come near me I just *pew pew* them

I can't believe people still believe this.
IT. DOES. NOT. WORK.
My brother won state in powerlifting, he can't do it, you can't either.

I knew a guy who took steroids. We were all hanging out and one landed on his bicep. Dude flexed so fast the mosquito didn't explode. but!!!! It left the biggest goddamn mosquito bite on his arm. dont do it.

Yes, and H2SO4 will brighten you're teeth.