People with blue eyes share the same parent

Yeah, and everyone's 7th cousins or something. What's the point?

Did you know if you're a human you may be related to all other humans!

I have blue eyes! Hello brotheren

Pretty much we are all inbreeding and were all having incestuous relations... Not bad

What about green eyes?

European and Melanesians? Technically everyone had blue eyes under the brown, there was a horrifying thing I read about someone getting essentially cosmetic laser surgery to burn away the brown pigment in their eyes, leaving them with the underlying/base blue.

Genetically inferior inbred bastards!

I feel like the first person to have blue eyes would get rejected by the family cuz of weird eyes.

So I could be related to a bunch of my friends!