Favorite mother sayings

A.Men.

"Why are you alive"

"I'm taking you to school like that if you don't change"

"I will shove a bar of soap in your mouth if you keep talking like that"
"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me"

"Shut up and do it"

(upon missing the school bus) "Well. Your ass is walking" or some other personal favorites "Join the club" "no means no in 14 languages pick one" and many more

Oh it's also some of the favorite AuPair sayings, I can confirm

I say the first one all the time

jeff the killer

"Put on a jacket"

"Don't stay up too late, 6am comes awfully early in the morning!"