I just could not have said it better

That was a wild ride from beginning to I'm obsessed with straws

Hehe that's a meme

An insult to toasterkin

Don't you hate it when a sentence doesn't end like you expect it to?
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Ha!
I gotcha... I bet you were expecting me to say octopus at the end of Theodore Roosevelt

Poor kid was under some real pressure there.

Random does not equal funny