This is my evil Kermit moment

You'd get beaten down and shot if you actually went for it.

I would highly advise you don't do that

I'd have a huge urge to slow their butts

Do it and let us know how it goes for you.

I'm glad I'm not the only one

Do it

I get the urge to ask either if their department has any surplus armor I could have for cheap or if they'd be willing to shoot me.

I would never do it, but I get the same urge.