Quite possibly the best toy ever

Sort of unrelated, but I was going to buy my friend a water gun. Then I decided to be cooler than that and bought her an ice gun. And she loves it.
And let me just say, it was a mistake. Ice cubes are painful.

We just used duct tape and super soakers. We played war, and this was obviously the tank.

Fill it with lemon juice and hear the cries of the injured

It must be hard to aim though if whatever it is has to be directly in front of you.

Good for road blocking protesters. Just add pepper spray

Drive by shootings 101

who says it's for kids