Easy way to spice up your conversation

I have fried grease with zero calories, will that do?

Fried Greece? ... Fuck it, I'll be a cannibal animal one time.

You get free tzatziki with it

I-i-iii-I'll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce.
'cos that's ww-w-ww-what it's all about, Morty.
That's my one armed man...I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty. That was FAKE.
I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce.
I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE, MORTY.
That's my series arc, Morty. If it takes 9 seasons.
I WANT MY MCNUGGET DIPPING SAUCE SZECHUAN SAUCE, MORTY.
IT'S GONNA TAKE US ALL THE WAY TO THE END, MORTY.
9 MORE SEASONS, MORTY... 9 MORE SEASONS UNTIL I GET THAT DIPPING SZECHUAN SAUCE.
FOR 97 MORE YEARS, MORTY.
I WANT THAT MCNUGGET SAUCE, MORTY.