Kisses own shoulder* it's okay ;-;

Woohoo! I'm so low that I'm an outlier! xD

I haven't kissed anyone for almost 18 years
Help

We're all bellow average lol

Just another something that I'm below average in. Whoop Whoop.

Fantastic, I am below average at something else.

A one minute long, passionate kiss can burn up to 2.6 calories

Haha

[Citation needed]

I have never kissed anyone.

Is actually statistical error. Smooches Georg who lives in a love cave and kisses someone 50,000 times per hour is an outlier and should not be counted.

I'm below sea level with this one

I feel like this is a case where the "average" statistic doesn't actually fit anyone. Because if you're living with someone and in a relationship or married, you probably kiss more often then this. But if you are single, you probably kiss way less than this. So 34.6 just ends up as this awkward number in the middle that is technically the average but doesn't accurately represent anyone.
Sorry for the overanalysis I just got done with a statistics class lol.

Below average? I haven’t kissed a person in 17 years.