Makes sense seeing as I'm British ;)

He looks like someone stretched the face of a fish over a human skull

That strangely makes sense

He looks like mayonaisse

Thank you!! So unafractive!

Oops

Kristal meth is salty ;)

Salty doesn't begin to describe it,but nice fuckin try.

Somebody got out of bed the wrong side this morning...

Did you have a stroke while typing that or am I seeing things,bc that grammar seems way off

Somebody pissed in your cereal this morning huh?
Crush wasn't at school today?
Stood on a Lego brick?
That time of the month?
Or are you just being cranky cos it's me?

Ding ding ding
I think that last one gets it

I've been awake and annoyed since 5 am,but that last part has a tiny bit of truth to it xD

@cakelover you look like one of those cock knee ones

That's a little too far dude

Wow. If rwby said it's too far, it's several miles over the line

Kekney

More like a tiny inch over the line but still

Better now?

You still haven't spelt it correctly. It's "Cockney" you biscuit

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