A simple 1 mile hike

I want to lick your knee

Nope. I might could handle going up but then I would have to just live up there because hell no.

No thanks. Ill take the escalator.

That would give you calves of steel

And then Timmy tripped.

68% slope sounds really fucking steep. But then when you realize that a slope percent is actually just the change in elevation/100, 68 doesn't sound that bad. After all, 100% slope is simply 45 degrees. 45 degrees on a protractor doesn't seem all that steep. And then you go back out into the real world and see a 12% slope and that's really fucking steep, so how bad must 68% be.

The Manitou Incline.