And that's why the GTI is better

I love the stupid tests of Top Gear so much.

i drive a malibu maxx, i could fit 3

The inside of the Golf is so bland and grey it makes Gandalf the Grey drinking Grey Goose vodka with Theon Greyjoy whilst riding on a Greyhound bus on a cold, wet, grey day, and listening to Macy Grey seem positively jolly. The outside looks alright though.