Should also have jesus walking on the water in other lane

No matter what religion you follow, that's some funny shit there.

I went to temple with a friend once, and before the service the rabbi asked everybody what they were thankful for. One very old, very tiny lady said "I'm thankful that Jews have such a great sense of humor."

This is a Jewish joke, why would it have Jesus walking on water if Judaism did not recognize him as the son of God?