I feel bad for that baby

Lmao I've seen this so many times and it's never not funny :^D

"It's not a tumor"

It is a tumor (choriocarcinoma) or hydatiform mole, the test would be positive too. Both secrete the hormone Hcg, that is the one they tested for pregnancy.

I guess that wasn't a watermelon!

As someone who works in the medical field in reproductive health, I can actually say I've seen dumber in real life.