Graph illustrates the correlation between deaths in wheelchairs and the price of potato

Depends on where you fall and if you can get someone to help you after you fall, I guess

Or perhaps it was the avocado toast! *dun dun dun*

Here's how I see it working:
Someone gives it an editing pass to fluff it up with all the trappings of a legitimate news piece.
It then runs in the Daily Mail as sponsored PR content. Sponsored by a local/UK based crisp company, with motto similar to local potatoes make local crisps and cost less.

Well it is and it's not tropics but countries being more submerged in water

The world is only warmi g in some parts. The term "global warming" is misleading. Climate change is more appropriate.