So a guy walks into a bar

He just stares at it lol

Ouch

What a terrble place to put that

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I'm trying to figure out what that woman was doing in the background... cuz that was obviously good enough for him to be oblivious as he tried to act like a badass.

A human and a dwarf walk into a bar… the human says: "You're lucky you're so short. That hurt like mad!" – Anders, Dragon Age 2.

"heeeeeey girl crazy bumping into you ;)"

and the bar tender ask