It's a funny thought. I love hearing people or seeing movies from other countries when they imitate/mock how other languages sound to them, especially mine. It's just neat to me how we sound to each other. To me Dutch sounds sort of like: " Derstsk en flursk ein wurfurst echt shporgan shmoegan." It seems like Swiss and German with a little Eastern European mixed in. Like parts are a little harsh and gutteral, but parts just sound German.
To me, Dutch sounds like German but with a more northern feel. Nicer sounding for conversation. I couldn't really accurately type anything out (like guest did) because I know too many actual Dutch words.
http://mentalfloss.com/article/68033/what-english-sounds-non-english-speakers
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