I thought stupid this advanced only existed in cartoons

Tbh I do the same thing. Whenever I see flies I ignore all objects in the area and focus solely on the fly, knocking down anything in my way

I got into a physical fight with an old friend because she slapped me on the forehead when a fly landed on it.

Did it die tho?

My mom got one of those electric tennis racket bug zapper things. We all had fun killing bugs and zapping each other. Well I was sitting in my room with it because my brother left my window open when he was in there using my computer for school. So I had a shit load of flys.
I am swatting and killung bugs left and right. Till I see one land on my big toe. So I STUPIDLY swat at it. I hit my foot so hard my toe got stuck in it. The whole time zapping the shit out my self.
I screamed like I was being killed. When I finally pull it off my toe is black and blistered. Lucky it was not that serious. i do have a scar faintly around my toe now though. lol

You don't how much it hurts, specialy when you have three balls

Idk maybe just, bathe more.