Ive been ignorant my whole life

Not true

IS THIS FUCKING TRUE?!?! OMG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE!

What?
Omfg

Most toasters don't follow this. Some do that are really expensive, but the average toaster doesn't.
Edit: Watch this video on the topic by Tom Scott (it proves that I'm right) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gN_PK5pXmIY

Well, the numbers of minutes do decide the toastiness.

I mean, you weren't wrong