"Good for you for not seeing color"

Whelp, if we're going to have a bridezilla run amok at the reception, I'll still come if there's an open bar so I can make an epic legendary fool of myself.

Starting with hitting on the wrong bridesmaids. By that, I mean the married ones.

I thought bridesmaids were supposed to be single women. Is that not the case?

I think they're listed as a matron when they're married. I was in my sister's wedding when I was married.