* Adventures presented by smitty are told in the abstract and fictional sense. Any resemblance to real events, places or persons in the past or present is purely coincidental.
Any person(s) who attempt to undertake these adventures in the present or the future; either singly, in pairs or in groups, do so at your/their own risk.
smitty makes no warranty, written, expressed and/or implied as to the success of these adventures at any degree.
Any and all expenses are the we responsibility of the adventurer(s) including, but not limited to transportation, lodging, food and souvenirs.
Planning of adventure(s) is the sole responsibility of the person(s) undertaking said adventure(s) as they relate to possible expenses above.
Should said adventure(s) prove to be successful, smitty makes no claims on any souvenirs, treasure or first born.
And try to do my best to not get kicked out when I found her. ;)
(Or a record shop, that works too.)
Gotta constantly tell them ''you're broke as shit.''
Any person(s) who attempt to undertake these adventures in the present or the future; either singly, in pairs or in groups, do so at your/their own risk.
smitty makes no warranty, written, expressed and/or implied as to the success of these adventures at any degree.
Any and all expenses are the we responsibility of the adventurer(s) including, but not limited to transportation, lodging, food and souvenirs.
Planning of adventure(s) is the sole responsibility of the person(s) undertaking said adventure(s) as they relate to possible expenses above.
Should said adventure(s) prove to be successful, smitty makes no claims on any souvenirs, treasure or first born.
... but a t-shirt might be nice.