I'm 30. I thought I had more time

Yellow water or the colourless one.
If it's the colourless one then... HOW FREAKING LONG NUTS DO YOU HAVE?

How the fuck? Either:
1. Your water level is too high in the bowl
2. Your toilet is a squat toilet
3. You have nuts as long as a giraffes neck

How big are your balls??????

You can feel the humble brag in this post

Ill take that for 500

I read it as he hasn’t peed in 5 years

Yeah I’m calling bullshit

You might want to have a doctor look at those.

Low hanging fruits.