A random number wrote me a few days ago:
Her: hey, my new number is **** greetings, Kerstin
Me: uhm hi... Kerstin who?
Her: Are you fucking kidding me?! Jason's Kerstin
Me: uhm I don't know any Jason.....
Her: Ugh asshole we talked yesterday, you're coming over on tuesday bitch.
Me: I think you got the wrong number. It's mia here.
Her: oh! Yeah wrong number sorry.
Me: No worries, have fun on tuesday
Her: (no answer)
I'VE GOT MY FUCKING FACE AS WHATSAPP PROFILE PIC DUMB BITCH HOW ABOUT LOOKING AT IT.
He wrote a text message to a number that's identical to his own, apart from the last digit, which is one number lower than his. Textdoor neighbour instead of nextdoor neighbour.
Her: hey, my new number is **** greetings, Kerstin
Me: uhm hi... Kerstin who?
Her: Are you fucking kidding me?! Jason's Kerstin
Me: uhm I don't know any Jason.....
Her: Ugh asshole we talked yesterday, you're coming over on tuesday bitch.
Me: I think you got the wrong number. It's mia here.
Her: oh! Yeah wrong number sorry.
Me: No worries, have fun on tuesday
Her: (no answer)
I'VE GOT MY FUCKING FACE AS WHATSAPP PROFILE PIC DUMB BITCH HOW ABOUT LOOKING AT IT.