I call this piece "procrastinating on finals"

Ugh... I hate these things because of my monkey brain.

And then there's the suicidal brain:
Just let yourself drop off that 22 story building you're standing on. I know you're not suicidal, but it's just one step away and you could totally do it.

I've spotted the evolutionary biologist!

Ummm... Fish can climb?

It's like a giant fruit gusher.

I am in an incredibly good mood and this post and comments made it all the better.

Thanks guys.

Congrats on your finals!