Did they do a study about me?

Well I wouldn't get too far if I was lazy, messy, foul-mouthed AND an idiot. There's definitely a method to my madness.

Well ‘science’ said so it must be true

while intelligent people tend to go to bed late, leave a mess and use harsh language, not everyone who uses harsh language, leaves a mess and goes to bed late is intelligent.

what is the p-value again ?