yes.... and they are amplified whenever i'm around my dumbass step-brother... we'd start playing hockey and then yell EAAAAARRRNNNNNNNNNNEEEEESSSSSSSTTTTT while we attack each other with the baby and hockey pucks while sliding at each other nut first.
The Earnest is a tradition and I have zero fucking clue how it started. I mean... I know where Earnest came from... I just have zero idea why we slid on the floor and basically scissored each other in the nuts.
Trust I guess.
I get those. It’s mostly when I’m drinking water with a straw, and I think, “Wait... What if I shoved this straw right into my eyeball?” Then I get this weird image in my head of the straw being like a cookie cutter and literally carving out a cylinder like it would in play-doh. It’s disgusting.
Or at night when my family is sleeping, my brain suddendly goes "hey you could easily kill them" and I can't even sleep after that. On a more cheerful note, it also happens in class ("what if you screamed? You can scream. Wanna try?") or when I talk too close to someone ("What face would they make if I shoved my index in their nostril? Come on I could totally if I move fast enough...")
And I once touched an electric fence and superficially cut my finger with a silex because the curiosity was greater than the danger.
The Earnest is a tradition and I have zero fucking clue how it started. I mean... I know where Earnest came from... I just have zero idea why we slid on the floor and basically scissored each other in the nuts.
Trust I guess.
And I once touched an electric fence and superficially cut my finger with a silex because the curiosity was greater than the danger.