Dollar store crayons are gross

To be honest, that's pretty spot on

Makes one wonder whose job it is to give out HJs to dogs with one hand, and hold swatches up to their lipstick with the other.
Hopefully it's not the person holding the crayon in the picture. All the lube would absorb into their hand via osmosis!

Of course it was Walla Walla Washington

OK but in America there are hot dogs that actually look that colour. Thinking about it is disgusting.

Should have called it red rocket lol