The real thing we are all fearing

Getting over it with life problems

Wait wait wait hold up. I'm not married yet and I don't have kids, but I do make lots of doctor's appointments.
*is proud*

This was posted yesterday

These seem like easy to do, adult things.
I don't see why Tumblr makes this look so hard.

If marriage feels like a giant foot about to crush you, you're doing life wrong

You people are pathetic.