Plants, love, and butter

Quit jerking off the cow with butter lube whilst smoking weed!

There are some plants that the cultivation of should be illegal, though. Stuff like Gympie-Gympie, an Australian plant which seems to exist only to bring pain.

I think it’s ilkegal to cultivate giant hogweed.

Ok, if not beastiality, then what kind of love did he mean? I can only think of four that are illegal, and that's one of them. The other three are pedophilia, incest, and necrophilia. Now that we're obligated to recognize and support homosexuality (cuz it's legal for gays to marry) there aren't that many illegal "loves" left. Incest will be next for legalization and forced acceptance, since the pro-homosexuals' big argument was "who are we to judge what two consenting individuals do?" Then, pedophilia will have to be accepted in the name of not being an age Nazi. Who are we to judge? If you think that is repugnant, recall that some were against gays marrying (although not necessarily against them doing whatever mouth stuff and butt stuff they wanted) and they were marginalized, businesses hounded and ruined, and even received death threats before the "we need to not judge others and tolerate all behaviors" movement prevailed.