The way American hicks speak is actually closer to what English should be than any other way of speaking. (Super simplification: The posh English wanted to sound not like the poor folk so they talked different and the poor folk wanted to not sound like poor folk so they decided to follow suit and viola current set of British accents. The American hick wasn't involved in this so they never changed to far than how an accent normally changes.) note that the changed happened after Shakespeare's stuff so just remember back to his plays but everything in a hick accent.
You aren't taking in the fact that other countries adopted the British lexicon for English to a much stricter standard than America as they were colonies during industrial globalization times so it may be a much closer race to who gets second after china
I mean hell even Australia and Canada differ quite a bit from England's base lexicon but places like the area under the British raj? Much stricter in its lexicon of actual English. Not to say there wasn't local language mixed in but the purely English side was very British.
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· 5 years ago
There's two types of English, y'all.
1. Proper English
2. Whatever the hell they speak in England
'Merica.
Hmm, I dated an Aussie for six months and to this day I only understand about half of what she said. I mean the basics I got by example. As an example. If I watched a blue and cracked a fat I might flog, but she was all down for gobby as long as later we could pash and have a naughty and she got my sprog.
Don't date an Native American hick if you can't guess at more than half of that kinda slang. We've got about as much weird slang and some of our tribes language mixed in.
Hesdi chooge, ya given my head a poundin with all that. If ya gonna wala boutit fer alla'de time ya here go do ya wailin ov'ere. Fucking yoneg.
1. Proper English
2. Whatever the hell they speak in England
'Merica.
Hesdi chooge, ya given my head a poundin with all that. If ya gonna wala boutit fer alla'de time ya here go do ya wailin ov'ere. Fucking yoneg.