The guy math warned us about

He's going to give 7 to his friends. He's trying to decide which friends are deserving of receiving the watermelons, and how many. Jenny is only going to eat half of one anyway, and you just KNOW Tim already has 3 at home, not counting the one his little brother just dropped down the stairs and broke. Carmen doesn't have any watermelon, but she DID eat some last week, and her mom might pick up another one at the store later. But she loves watermelon so much, so maybe she should get more than the others just in case. Fred will start bitching if he doesn't get at least two, but he'll give him a sack of sweet potatoes later, so It might be worth it