Do not tell the police or my family

Email has been sent. Now to wait for a reply...

Omg he answered!!! "Hello, this is Dr. Crobar!
Please understand I am receiving hundreds, perhaps billions, of inquiries right now into the lung expansion service. In lieu of a personal response, here are some answers to some frequently asked questions:"
Then it is a bunch of FAQ's...
"How soon can I get it done?
Thursday.
Please ask yourself, “Do I really want to have my lungs expanded?”. If yes, please reply with how much money you are willing to pay for such an operation. If the amount isn’t high enough, I will not do the procedure."
"P.S. Please do not TELL ANYONE about the service I am offering. This service is illegal in every country due to high mortality rate."

Respond with 2 Australian dollariedoos. That's a price no one can pass up

Will do!

LOLOLOL

Any other responses?

He did respond, from what I recall, but for some reason I can't find the email conversation. :/ I'll keep looking.

It's not really unsafe though, emails seem to be automated in the beginning, I encourage others to have some fun and email them as well!

FOUND IT! He stopped replying after these two emails I sent:
Thank you, I will let you know.
It will take some thought on whether my dream of having extended lungs should become reality. Truth is, I want to scream for a really long time and also drown my enemies in "holding your breath" competitions.
Thank you,
Extended lung fanatic
And:
After some consideration and discussions with my family, I have decided to offer two dollars. I am able to negotiate prices.
Yours,
Extended lungs fanatic.